Shut Up and Drive.

Cyclist after hit and run driver

I took the bus home yesterday from work. While I was waiting, I watched cars go by. I noticed that some drivers were talking on their cell phones as they drove. I wondered how many drivers do that during the evening rush hour, so I thought I’d see how many cars I could count going by until I counted a car with a driver on the phone. How high do you think I counted? Up to 20? Maybe only up to 10? I’ll tell you, I never got past 6. Sometimes I only got up to 1. In a 15 minute span, it turned out that about 1 of every 3 or 4 drivers was talking on the phone. That’s 25%-33% of every driver I saw. Now that’s good news if you’re in the business of selling cell phones, I guess. Or maybe if you own a body shop, as studies have shown drivers who talk on a phone and drive are dangerous. In fact, they can be more dangerous than drunk drivers!

Granted, my little survey was not very scientific – but man, that seems like a lot of distracted drivers. And speaking as a regular bicycle commuter, let me tell all you talk ‘n drive jockeys out there something. YOU’RE NOT AS GOOD A DRIVER AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. There, I’ve said it. So put your hands on the wheel, and your eyes upon the road (and every 5 seconds your rear view mirror), please! Shut up and drive.

Dig Out Your Wallet

Liam G
If you like Oasis, you’ll like Dig Out Your Soul. If you’ve never liked Oasis, well, there’s not much here to change your mind. This album finds the band pulling out all the usual Oasis sonic cues – distorted guitars, feedback, noise, chunky piano chording and lots of melodic hooks. On this outing, the band goes for a less dense sound than usual. Make no mistake, there’s still lots of arena-ready rock ‘n roll, but the audio quality seems a little cleaner, with more definition. Liam’s voice is less raspy on a lot of the numbers, and it’s not a bad thing.

The band stretches just a little, with some interesting harmonies and a few unexpected chord changes here and there. As usual, there are lots of tips of the hat to the Beatles. Zak Starkey gets a little space for a drum solo on the new classic ‘Shock of the Lightning’, ever so slightly reminiscent of Ringo’s moment on Abbey Road. On ‘I’m Outta Time’, Liam takes another swing at writing a Lennonesque piano ballad, like ‘Born on a Different Cloud’. This song has a stronger melody and a self assured, but not cocky, vocal delivery. Nice one. John Lennon’s voice makes a guest appearance in the background from an old interview.

More Beatles influence shows up on ‘To Be Where There’s Life’, with droning Indian instruments, and a melody lifted straight from another Liverpool band, The La’s (check out ‘Son of a Gun’). ‘The Nature of Reality’ starts off to make you think they’re about to launch into Helter Skelter, just for a second, before it detours.

If there’s any disappointment for Oasis fans here, it might just be in the lyrics, which occasionally feel lazy. How many songs have they done that mention “in my mind”, “peace of mind”, or “come in, come out”? But still, it’s another highly listenable album and Oasis fans will dig into their wallets to dig out their soul.

Hockey Night Challenge

I wrote some tunes for the Hockey Night in Canada theme contest. The most fun one is this hockey hooligan chant. It’s called “My Team’s Better Than Your Team“, ’cause that’s really what pro sport is all about, eh?

Be true to your school?

Now that we have the internet, and blogging, it’s easy to surf around and find a whole lot of people talking about a whole lot of things, from lousy service to lousy products, pet peeves to rants about former lovers. And it seems like some people forget that it’s not a case of “what happens on the ‘net stays on the ‘net”. Uh-uh. Anyone who’s ever used Google’s cached pages knows stuff can hang around a long time. So that rant you posted about the company you work for when you were having a bad day is still out there, and maybe it’s been copied and pasted and printed who knows how many times by how many people and shared with people outside your immediate circle. You are leaving your legacy. It used to be people had cute little locks on their diaries. Now they put it out there for the world to read.

Anytime I’ve ever researched any college or university, public or private, if I dig around enough I will find dirt. Always. Huh. Isn’t there a perfect school out there who pleases all of the people all of the time? Guess not, but there certainly are charlatans in the business, and it’s disheartening to those who really take education seriously.

Any of us who remember our college and university days remember blowing off steam and railing against the authorities who ran the place and didn’t get it. We did not know, or care, what challenges they may have been facing in terms of their budgets, staffing issues, office politics, and who knows what. And should we have? We were there to get an education, without necessarily realizing all the ramifications of that word, “education”. I always liked that Mark Twain quote about never letting my schooling interfere with my education.

But if we were railing against our schools 30 years ago, why haven’t these problems been solved? Why should anyone have to still be complaining about incompetent teachers or inadequate courses, etc.? Well, one of the trickiest aspects of delivering education is that it’s a moving target. In my lifetime, I have already had jobs THAT DIDN’T EXIST when I was in college. So how did my specific schooling ever train me for that?

Anyway, if you’re thinking of publicly lambasting your school or teachers on the ‘net, let me offer two points to consider (albeit, from my middle-aged out-of-touch perspective, but hey, don’t rub it in, alright?). As you’re probably at that point where you’re trying to start a career in your chosen field, and this will invariably require you to work with other people (whether you work for them or they work for you), if you slam your schooling, your prospective employers and employees will learn two things about you:

    1. You make poor decisions
    You picked the school, right? It cost a lot of money, and you did the research, right? And you still blew it on a big, expensive, important, decision that could affect your entire life?

    2. You don’t take responsibility
    Who is ultimately responsible for your education? Apparently not you—it’s all up to your lame teachers and the crooked, bonehead administrators who created the living hell that was your school experience.

I am not advocating putting up with crap, or shrugging off inept, or worse—academically unsound—schooling. Of course you should do something about it.

But if you really want to kick start a career, despite a dodgy educational experience, maybe you would stand out from the crowd a little better if you expressed what you learned from your poor experience, how you would apply what you’ve learned in the future, what you would suggest the culprit school do to mend their ways, and finally what advice you could give the next batch of prospective students to help them pick the right school, or at least make the most of the school they’re already at.

I mean, picture the job interview. “It says here you graduated from the” Acme School of Everything”, and you reply “Yeah, but it was a crap school and they ripped me off. I never learned a thing there.” Ooh, impressive. Next!

No, I’m not suggesting you blow smoke. If the school sucked, it sucked, but put the emphasis on what you learned from that experience, if not what you learned from the school. Rant to your friends. Rant to the school. But rant on the ‘net and you just may be closing yourself off from some golden opportunities.

I’ve read (so it must be true!) that as many as 3 in 4 HR execs google prospective hires. I’ve done it myself. What if googling your name brings up some blog where you’ve posted a poorly-spelled, petulant hissy fit, running people down and making derogatory comments about your peers, colleagues, or alma mater? What would a prospective associate think of that? You can bet it won’t do a lot to make you look like someone other people would want to work with.

Things I Know

I'm thinking, I'm thinking
• As a manager, empowering people is great, but you have to follow up
• Someone else can make you the boss, but it’s up to you to make yourself a leader
• If somebody bugs me, I’ve got to look at what they’re doing that bugs me to see the same behaviour in myself
• Nobody really knows what I mean. I don’t really understand what anyone else means, either
• Listen. No, really, listen
• Assume the best, provided you’ve done all you can reasonably do
• How to play guitar
• How to make pancakes and coffee
• How to use e-mail